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[dreamcatchings]

Random quotes from work:

Me to my boss, who has an ultra thin laptop: "Wow, that's itty bitty isn't it?"
Craig: "Yes." *pause* "And for the record never look at a guy's lap and say, `That's itty bitty, isn't it?' no matter what you're talking about."

Wilbur and Jim work on getting pieces off a motherboard.
Wilbur: "Blowtorch?"
Jim: "Blowtorch."
Me: *standing up* "Blowtorch!"
Jim comes back with blowtorch.
Me: "That's disappointingly small."
Jim: "Shut up, Sara!"
Wilbur: "I'm not even going there."

Craig and Mitch talking about Mitch's presentation.
Craig: "Did you manage to work in that [our mayor] blows goats."
Mitch: "Well, no, the opportunity never presented itself."
Craig: "That's the kinda thing that there's never a good segue way for. You just kinda have to put it out there."

Dale (to me after I've been going on about setting people and things on fire): "I think you need to start going to church."
Me: "Why? You go to church two times, and now you're trying to save my soul."
Dale: "I'm just concerned."
Craig: "It's more like one of those stop now before you turn into this things."
Me: "An after school special."
Dale: "I always wanted to make one of those."

Comments

[laele75.livejournal.com]

Hee.

You almost make it sound as if it's fun to work there.

[magikfanfic.livejournal.com]

Occasionally it is. Today it was a fucking blast. Seriously. There was very little to do and everyone was in the best mood so there were all kinds of jokes flying around. Most of them dirty. Or violent.

We're a group in dire need of therapy.