So I had this brilliant idea.
Well, I thought it was brilliant.
Turns out I'm a goit.
I thought, "Self, in order to prevent other ear from getting all gunked up so we can't hear out of it, why don't we clean it?" To which I thought, "Self, that's a great idea. Let's do it." Cue ear drops. Cue washing out with water.
Cue Sara not being able to hear very well out of either ear but going into work anyway!
Now in all seriousness, there's really just some water and ear drop mixture in my left ear, which means that the damn thing should dry up on its own. I hope. Because if I have to go back to the doctor and be all, "Other ear" he's gonna think I'm fucking them up on purpose or something. Which was not my intent. I was hoping to keep this from happening but instead I just bunged it all up. I'm not sure how.
God, I'm a smegging idiot.