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[dreamcatchings]

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Die on</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">February 2, 2050</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Die of</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Alcohol Poisoning </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Value of Estate:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$4,506,942</td>

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[heathyr1158.livejournal.com]

...at least you won't be sticking you're head in an oven...

[magikfanfic.livejournal.com]

True.