Sara

I've got something of an oral fixation. Especially where fruit is concerned. I go, "Oooooh, fruit." and eat it. This is why Bing cherries can expect a life span of maybe two days upon entering my house.

Due to me going, "Mmmmm, fruit tree" at a tree near the grocery store Dad goes, "That's a mulberry. We've got one at home. In the front yard." As is obvious, I haven't been to the front yard recently. We get home, I put the groceries away and then proceed to the front yard thinking, "Mmmmmm. Fruit tree." Get to tree and start searching it for edible berries. Green, green, green, somewhat dark. Pluck, eat, yuck, spit. Repeat this several times. Then I walk back to the back yard and tell Dad that the berries are not ripe yet. Dad's response is to suggest that I make sure mulberries are safe to eat before eating them.

Which is why I'm online making sure I don't need to go back to the ER and be all, "Ugh. Fruit tree. Stomach pump."

Looks like they're safe. I just need to wait until they're ripe.